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- H. L. Mencken       Where is the graveyard of dead gods? What lingering mourner waters their mounds? There was a time when Jupiter was the king of the gods, and any man who doubted his puissance was ipso facto a barbarian and an ignoramus.  But where in all the world is there a man who worships Jupiter today? And who of Huitzilopochtli? In one year - and it is no more than  five  hundred years ago - 50,000 youths and maidens were slain in sacrifice to him. Today, if he is remembered at all, it is only by some vagrant savage in  the depths of the Mexican forest. Huitzilopochtli, like many other gods, had  no human father; his mother was a virtuous widow; he was born of an apparently innocent flirtation that she carried out with the sun. When he frowned, his father, the sun, stood still.  When he roared with rage, earthquakes engulfed whole cities. When he thirsted he was watered with 10,000 gallons of human blood. But today Huitzilopochtli is as magnificently  forgotten as Allen G. Thurman. Once the peer of Allah, Buddha and Wotan, he  is now the peer of Richmond P. Hobson, Alton B. Parker, Adelina Patti,  General Weyler and Tom Sharkey.       Speaking of Huitzilopochtli recalls his brother Tezcatilpoca. Tezcatilpoca was almost as powerful; he consumed 25,000 virgins a year. Lead me to his tomb: I would weep, and hang a couronne des perles. But who knows where it is? Or where the grave of Quetzalcoatl is? Or Xiehtecuthli? Or Centeotl, that sweet one? Or Tlazolteotl, the goddess of love? Of Mictlan? Or Xipe? Or all the host of Tzitzimitles? Where are their bones? Where is the willow on which they hung their harps? In what forlorn and unheard-of Hell do they await their resurrection morn? Who enjoys their residuary estates? Or that of Dis, whom Caesar found to be the chief god of the Celts? Of that of Tarves, the bull? Or that of Moccos, the pig? Or that of Epona, the mare? Or that of Mullo, the celestial jackass? There was a time when the Irish revered all these gods, but today even the drunkest Irishman laughs at them. Prejudices :  A Selection Treatise on the Gods The Vintage Mencken  Mencken Chrestomathy American Language        But they have company in oblivion: the Hell of dead gods is as crowded as the Presbyterian Hell for babies. Damona is there, and Esus, and Drunemeton, and Silvana, and Dervones, and Adsalluta, and Deva, and Belisima, and Uxellimus, and Borvo, and Grannos, and Mogons. All mighty gods  in their day, worshipped by millions, full of demands and impositions, able to bind and loose - all gods of the first class. Men labored for generations to build vast temples to them - temples with stones as large as hay-wagons. The business of interpreting their whims occupied thousands of priests, bishops, archbishops. To doubt them was to die, usually at the stake. Armies  took to the field to defend them against infidels; villages were burned, women and children butchered, cattle were driven off. Yet in the end they all withered and died, and today there is none so poor to do them reverence.       What has become of Sutekh, once the high god of the whole Nile Valley? What has become of:       Resheph                       Baal       Anath                         Astarte       Ashtoreth                     Hadad       Nebo                          Dagon       Melek                         Yau       Ahijah                        Amon-Re       Isis                          Osiris       Ptah                          Molech?        All there were gods of the highest eminence. Many of them are mentioned with fear and trembling in the Old Testament. They ranked, five or six thousand years ago, with Yahweh Himself; the worst of them stood far higher than Thor. Yet they have all gone down the chute, and with them the following:         Arianrod                      Nuada Argetlam       Morrigu                       Tagd       Govannon                      Goibniu       Gunfled                       Odin       Dagda                         Ogma       Ogryvan                       Marzin       Dea Dia                       Mara       Iuno Lucina                   Diana of  Ephesus       Saturn                        Robigus       Furrina                       Pluto       Cronos                        Vesta       Engurra                       Zer-panitu       Belus                         Merodach       Ubilulu                       Elum       U-dimmer-an-kia               Marduk       U-sab-sib                     Nin       U-Mersi                       Persephone       Tammuz                        Istar       Venus                         Lagas       Beltis                        Nirig       Nusku                         En-Mersi       Aa                            Assur       Sin                           Beltu       Apsu                          Kuski-banda       Elali                         Nin-azu       Mami                          Qarradu       Zaraqu                        Ueras       Zagaga       Ask the rector to lend you any good book on comparative religion; you will find them all listed. They were gods of the highest dignity - gods of  civilized peoples - worshipped and believed in by millions. All were omnipotent, omniscient and immortal.       And all are dead. Check this out: Encyclopedia of Gods Polygamy Mormons: The new battle is one against atheism