Romans
14:23
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Everything that does not come from faith is sin. |
Ephesians
5:22-24 |
Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. For the Husband
is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church... as
the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their
husbands in everything. |
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"I know the
Bible is true because it says it's true."
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John
5:32, 34 |
If you believed Moses, you should believe me, for he wrote about me. |
Make your own church signs |
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Leviticus
20:13 |
Male
homosexuals should be put to death. |
Genesis
iii:21 |
Is a tailor and clothier |
Exodus
vi:4 |
Is a baker |
Exodus
xxxii:14 |
Changes his mind |
Prov.
xxvi:10 |
Rewards transgressors |
Church Humor |
Jer.
iv:19 |
Is troubled in his bowels and his heart and makes a noise |
The Saudi Ambassador... |
Amos
vii:7 |
He stands on a wall with a plumbline. |
Deuteronomy
xxv:11-12 |
If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue
her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him
by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity. |
Deuteronomy
25:11-12 |
Gentlemen
-- if you're in a fight and your lady might jump in to lend you a
hand by squeezing your opponent's... ahem... "secrets," you'd better
take time out to stop her.
When men strive
together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for
to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and
putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets. Then
thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her. |
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Exodus 21:17
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You can
kill your kid if he bad-mpuths you -
And he that curseth
his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death. |
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Leviticus
19:28 |
Don't get
a tattoo, it's ridiculous -
Ye shall not make any
cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I
am the LORD. |
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Leviticus
19:27 |
Don't do
this -- whatever it is!
Ye shall not round
the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy
beard. |
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Deuteronomy
23:1 |
You're no
good without balls -
He that is wounded
in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter
into the congregation of the LORD. |
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Mark 10:11-12
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Don't get
re-married -
Whosoever putteth
away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and
whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth
adultery. |
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Corinthians
14:34-35 |
Don't
think or speak in church, ladies -
Let your women keep
silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak;
but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at
home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church. |
"Sinners, eat
Zaqqum
to intensify
the torment of the
Khati'un
(Koran
Sura 69:36-37); it
tastes
like Like molten brass... then
boiling water to
quench it
Verily
the Tree of Zaqqum will be the food
of the sinful.
Like molten brass it will
boil in their insides,
Like the boiling of
scalding water
Seize Ye Him and drag
him into the midst of the blazing Fire.
Then pour over his head the penalty of
Boiling Water."
~ Koran 44:43-50
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Leviticus
10-11 |
Don't eat
shrimp; don't eat manatees -- don't eat bats, but that grasshoppers
and locusts are OK -
And all that have
not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move
in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they
shall be an abomination unto you: They shall be even an
abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall
have their carcases in abomination. |
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Leviticus
11:7-8 |
BLT --
hold the B -
And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be cloven-footed, yet
he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you. Of their flesh
shall ye not eat, and their carcass shall ye not touch; they are
unclean to you. |
Deuteronomy
22:20-21 |
If you
have a broken hymen, you should be stoned -
But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found
for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the
door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her
with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel,
to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away
from among you |
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Exodus 20:26 |
Ascending the altar steps might expose your genitals -
And do not go up to my altar on steps, lest your nakedness be
exposed on it. |
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More:
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Historicity
of Moses
Reverend Van Buskirk: Historicity of Captive
Jews
Piers Morgan interview: Lauren Drain
escaped from the Westboro Baptist church.
You Tube
Some
scriptures linked to hostile acts |
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Patriotism is the conviction that this
country is superior to all other countries because you were
born in it. ~
George B. Shaw
And
so I believe that my conduct is in accordance with the will of
the Almighty creator. In standing guard against the Jew. I
am defending the handiwork of the Lord. ~ Adolph Hitler
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