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Accomplishments

 

 

 
  Moderate Arabs tell me that
  Islam is
not violent.   G
od  only
  knows
where the
Taliban get
  their ideas.
"I'm the DECIDER" Song

Bullshit_is_most_important: The Onion

If you're a terrorist,
 you're a terrorist...
 I can't make it any
 more clearly than
 than that"

-- Nov 2001
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Dummies ?

Terrorism for Dummies


 

 

George W. BUSH
Memorial Sewage Works

Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco

 

"Peninshula"

Bush Pronunciation Guide

-- G.W. Bush

"I read the Holy Bible every day" - G.W. Bush



Bush's Accomplishments

 


-- Bush Looking for Solution

  

Moderate Arabs.

The Holy Qur'an
Text, Translation
& Commentary

 

 


Abdullah Yusuf Ali
(Editor)

aljazeera.net      Where the Taliban get their ideas

 

"Fight these despots.
I remind you that victory
comes  only from God."

 

 

praying_hands1.jpg (5670 bytes)Prayer of the day
from BBC

 

 Moderate Arabs tell me that
  Islam is
not violent.   G
od  only
  knows
where the
Taliban get
  their ideas.
 

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George W. Bush Memorial Sewage Works
Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco

From Times Online  June 24, 2008
San Francisco to vote on George W Bush sewage works

 


More than 8,500 signatures have already been gathered in support of the plan
Chris Ayres in Los Angeles

San Francisco is to hold a vote on whether to rename one of its largest sewage treatment facilities after George W. Bush, in what supporters describe as “a fitting monument to the President’s work”.

More than 8,500 signatures have already been gathered in support of the plan — 1,300 more than the minimum required to get the proposal on the November ballot. The scheme was devised by an official-sounding group called the Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco.

“On matters ranging from foreign relations to fiscal and environmental stewardship, no other president in American history has accomplished so much in such a short time,” says the group on its website. “We believe this is an appropriate honour for a truly unique president. If you think so too, join this grassroots movement to rename this important and iconic landmark in his honour.”

The official renaming ceremony — the sewage facility is currently named the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant — would take place in January, when the next President is sworn in. Part of it would include a “synchronised flush”, described as a way to send a gift to the renamed plant.

“It’s a very simple yes or no question and there’s no real fiscal impact - just the cost of relettering the sign in front of the plant,” Brian McConnell, one of the organisers, told the San Francisco Chronicle.

“This is the way the democratic process is supposed to work, even though it’s a silly idea in some people’s eyes.” Howard Epstein, chair of the San Francisco Republican Party, has called the measure an abuse of the system and the work of “typical San Francisco crazies”.

Meanwhile, the San Francisco Public Utilities Commission, which owns the plant, says it gets the joke but is nevertheless dismayed. It points to the awards it has won for keeping the streets and the ocean clean.

“If you are looking for a place to make a negative statement about the Bush administration’s impact on the environment, this would be the last place to do it,” said spokesman Tony Winnicker.

Undeterred, the Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco will continue gathering signatures from disaffected voters on the streets of San Francisco this weekend.

Campaigners will wear Uncle Sam top hats and suits and carry boom-boxes playing patriotic American music.

Source:  www.timesonline.co.uk

 

 

Humor:  Something doesn't smell right...

Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses.

They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well. Suddenly, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering breaking of wind ever heard in the British Empire. The smell is atrocious! But the two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the incident. The Queen turns to President Bush saying, "Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control." Bush, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied, "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."     Added by Marty Lewinter on 5/19, 2:26pm

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