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Sighting TYPE:
I'm certain I saw a Nephite
Religiosity
(3) Somewhat devout
My religion is (6) Christian
Sex Female
Age 21
Name
Contact you -yes-
Occupation Marketing Supervisor
Contribution $ 0
How I found this page Web Crawler
How I rate this site 3
Remarks: I know I saw a Nephite! I was herding sheep one day by my grandmothers canyon. A stray goat wondered off to a small ravine,
close to the canyon ledge and I slipped and was holding on to dear life when this white man came from out of nowhere and he pulled me up and then at that same time
disappeared from my sights. He was a burly, hairy man with dark brown hair and brown eyes. He was very pleasant and seem to have a sense of peace to him, I will never
forget what happened.
Sighting TYPE: I'm certain I saw a Nephite
Religiosity (2) Agnostic
My religion is (1) None,
Sex Male
Age 21
Name
Occupation Professional Nephite Hunter
How I found this page Yahoo
How I rate this site
Remarks: Nephite #2 is currently working as a gas station attendant in a Reno, Nevada 7-11. He has held the position for two years. You will have to act quickly to
find him, as they tend to move around a lot. Also noted, he had a picture of himself and the other two Nephites which was taken at Disney Land. If you find it, the fourth
figure is Goofy, so please don't let it confuse you.
The evidence that he is a Nephite: He has survived seventeen robbery attempts, is a cardholding member of the American Archaeological
Foundation, was able to levitate in front of me, and carried a rather dog-eared copy of the original 1830 Book of Mormon (he says Mormon got quite a number of
details wrong, and is still insulted that he wasn't consulted with).
Sighting TYPE: I'm certain I saw a Nephite
Religiosity (2) Agnostic
My religion is (2) Other,
Sex Male
Age 113
Contact you -yes-
Occupation space cadet
Contribution $ 0
How I found this page OTHER
How I rate this site 7
Remarks: Larry, Moe and Curly were always indestructible. They beat on each other constantly and never showed one battle scar. They were
re-translated from this plane but reappear as the Kingston Trio, The First Presidency or Bare Naked Ladies.
Sighting TYPE: I'm certain I saw a Nephite
Religiosity (3) Somewhat devout
My religion is (6) Christian,
Sex Male
Age 49
Contact you
Occupation systems analyst
Contribution $ 0
How I found this page OTHER
How I rate this site 1
Remarks:
This site is a scam, can't you think of something else to earn a dollar
Sighting TYPE: I'm certain I saw a Nephite
Religiosity (2) Agnostic
My religion is (2) Other,
Sex Female
Age 25
Contact you
Occupation Homemaker
Contribution $ 0
How I found this page OTHER
How I rate this site 1
Remarks: I see a Nephite daily! I am married to one! His middle name is Nephi..therefore I must be "special" to have this man with
me! Perhaps he is one of the fictional 3, but seeing as how he was born in 1971 to a very devout Mormon family, I assume it's just there way of inforcing their religous
views into his life for as long as he lives.
Sighting TYPE: I'm certain I saw a Nephite
Religiosity (2) Agnostic
My religion is (1) None,
Sex Female
Age 125
Contact you -yes-
Occupation Queen of the Danite Beehive heads
Contribution $ 100
How I found this page OTHER
How I rate this site 6
Remarks: When I hie to Kolob.....
The Nephites (check your spelling above) are hanging out at Bank One Ballpark, Phoenix, AZ, waiting to boo down the Mets. But you didn't
hear it from me!! :-)
Love,
Nehor (ps, if you don't know who Nehor is, see "Plan 10 from Outer Space")
Credit card? NOT... you're kidding, right?
Have you seen the other pages?
Sighting TYPE: I think I saw a Nephite
Religiosity (4) Very Devout
My religion is (8) Mormon,
Sex Male
Age 94
Contact you -yes-
Occupation Cat Groomer
Contribution $ 100
How I found this page From a friend
How I rate this site 7
Remarks: He looked real big like them paintings in the Book Of Mormon. Verry strong and had sandals and straps on his legs to keep the
sandals pulled up on his feets. He had a wrap on him for warmth which was from a fur animal. He was bigger than the other Basque guys pushing sheep in the Yuintas Mtns
but he was herding too. He didn't drink and smoke like them. In from Mtn View Wyo. Near Gilbert Lake and Peak. I admired him and know he was a Nephite right off. I asked
his name just to hear his voice. It was Hamjeesh. He could speak Spanich to the Basques or anything, it was wierd. I know it was throuhg the holy goste. You should find
him but sneak up. ok.
Sighting TYPE: I'm certain I saw a Nephite
Religiosity (2) Agnostic
My religion is (1) None,
Sex Male
Age 46
Contact you -yes-
Occupation wanderer
Contribution $ 0
How I found this page OTHER
How I rate this site 7
Remarks: I am he. The wanderer in the desert and in the mountains. And also in the ether. My wanderings are even now continuing in the
space-time continuum known as the Internet. Beware your mockings
Sighting TYPE: I think I saw a nephite
Religiosity (3) Somewhat devout
My religion is (1) None,
Sex Female
Age 49
Contact you -yes-
Occupation musician
Contribution $ 0
How I found this page OTHER
How I rate this site
Remarks: It was 1972. I was not LDS yet. I was in an old school bus traveling in SW Kansas with my rock and roll band. we were all drunk and
stoned. It was about 3am and we were rolling through endless flat wheatfields when all of a sudden all 6 of us saw an old man wearing a flannel shirt, khaki pants and a
hat like Smoky the Bear wears. We went past about 100 yards and then backed up to see if he needed help. He was NOWHERE TO BE SEEN! It was flat as a pancake out there and
there is no way he could have been lying down, we would have seen him because he was just a little overweight. I know we were pretty out of it, but it was either a
Nephite or the best group hallucination I've ever been involved in. This is the truth! No Kidding! I'm straight as a string now, mostly, and this vision has stuck with me
through all the years.
Sighting TYPE: I ... I saw 3 Nephites
Sighting TYPE:
Religiosity (4) Very Devout
My religion is (8) Mormon,
Sex Male
Age 37
How I found this page From a friend
How I rate this site 7
Remarks: I saw the three Nephites at the drag races smoking and drinking. I noticed them by their strange clothing. The thought hadn't
occured to me that that was who they were, I just asked them who they were and why they dressed that way. That's when they told me. I asked them about the word of wisdom,
etc, and they said it didn't apply to them since they were immortal. One of them told me that I was really missing out not being able to drink. He did say that when we're
in heaven, we'd be able to drink for the same reason. I'm looking forward to my kegger with God and my family some day.
Nephite #2 is photographed here at a New York City atheist protest in 1995, as he attempted to place himself between the peaceful atheist protesters and the pope. Nephites sometimes do not photograph well -- or at all -- but here the image came through partially. Special filters were used to capture this image.
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Sighting TYPE: I'm certain I saw a Nephite
Religiosity (4) Very Devout
My religion is (8) Mormon,
Sex other
Age 2003
Name
Contact you -yes-
Occupation Profit
Contribution $ 0
How I found this page OTHER
How I rate this site
Remarks I saw those bastared around my farm in new york. I think they pulled a train on my sister with that Brigham Young well and hung guy. can I have a drink please.
Elder Dunn
Sighting TYPE: I think I saw a Nephite
Sighting TYPE:
Religiosity (4) Very Devout
My religion is (8) Mormon,
Sex Male
Age 56
Contact you -yes-
Occupation Grocery Store Manager
Contribution
How I found this page OTHER
How I rate this site
Remarks I don't feel that the Lord is ready for us to "see" the three Nephites although I believe they do exist and travel among us. When the time is right, we will have knowledge of many things, including the whereabouts of the three Nephites. Also,
please correct the spelling in red at the top of this page
(Nehites)...Thanks.
Sighting TYPE: I'm certain I saw a Nephite
Religiosity (3) Somewhat devout
My religion is (8) Mormon,
Sex Male
Age 34
Contact you
Occupation Professional Truckdriver
Contribution $ 0
How I found this page OTHER
How I rate this site 7
Remarks I believe it was around the summer of 94 or 95 i am not sure, my wife and i where in Dallas Texas at the galleria in north Dallas shopping my wife had just popped into a small store and said she would only be a minute or two and i told her that i would wait for her out by the railing (we were on the 2nd floor of the mall). about a minute or two had passed i was looking down into crowd of people in the mall just enjoying the day my wife had just called to me from within the store to ask me a question about a item i turned my back to the railing and looked in her direction when i heard a women cry out, i turned to locate the women which was below me and to the right about 40 to 45 feet away from my position i could see she was holding a small child at
first I did not realize what was going on but then she said that her baby was chocking she had the young child which looked from my vantage point to be about 3 or so years
old she was
continuing to hold the child in such a manner as to try and dislodge the object with her fingers but she was very excited and crying a crowd had developed very quickly around her. someone had just called the ems team which was stationed in the mall but they were over 900 feet from her position and would not be able to get there in time. there was simply to many people between them and her by this time a few min had already passed i was growing
agitated myself she was still crying out for help i had turned to tell my wife to come over and see what was going on she dropped what she had picked up and came over to the railing beside me we were both watching in
amazement, we noticed a man about 40 to 45 had taken the baby from her i could clearly see the baby at that point and noticed the baby was and had turned a shade of blue my wife noticed
as well the man continued to work on the child the mother was having a fit and a young men had to hold her for just a second so she would calm down. it seemed like an hour had past since the ems team had been called and they were still not on site yet, the man continued to work on the child to dislodge whatever was causing the problem, just them the baby cried out the blocksage had been cleared and baby was now crying loudly the man handed the baby back to the women and she sat there on the floor with the child for about three min or so. my wife had noticed the man had backed up into the crowd of onlookers and still backing up i was watching him then back to the women and then back to
him and then back to women i noticed she was looking for the men see looked all
around she could not see him from where she was sitting but my wife and i could he had moved a good distance back away from her and turned to walk away my wife and i at this point were watching him move away from the spot she was at, it was crowded the women the man she was with and a few other people were looking for him to but they could not see from there spot but we could we watch him walking moving
through the crowd and away from the women. i had him in sight up until he met with a large crowd gathered about 30 feet away from the women i noticed him start to push through the people at that point and the i lost him just like that in a twinkling of eye he was gone my wife and i turned to look at each other and then back to the spot were we had lost site of him but he was not to be seen. there was no structure blocking our
view in any direction for at least 60 65 feet, plain and simple he just disappeared into thin air, we looked over the crowd where he had entered and were he should have came out the other side but alas he was not to be found.
i believe that this was a Nephite he had saved this child and disappeared in the twinkling of an eye. to this day i still think that he could not have evaded my eye sight like he did if he was not a
Nephite. I believe this to be true and i bear witness to it that it is true. thank you for your
time.....barry
Sighting TYPE: I'm certain I saw a Nehite
Religiosity (3) Somewhat devout
My religion is (6) Christian,
Sex Male
Age 24
Contact you -yes-
Occupation Professional Urinal Smell Good Thing Replacer (pink things)
Contribution $ 0
How I found this page OTHER
How I rate this site 6
Remarks I am certain I saw Nephite #3 one rainy night in one of the bathrooms I replace urinal smell-good things at Waffle House #421. It was a cold night and as usual I
was smoking a Marlboro while taking a nip of my Colt 45 malt beer while replacing the smell good-thing in a urinal in Knoxville Tennessee when lo and behold a old man
came in needing to piss (so I thought). I ignored him and began singing an old song by Bon Jovi, "Living on a Prayer". While donning my rubber gloves I noticed
that the old man, dressed in a robe with stringy long hair, began to moan and scream in delight! Having
been used to this ( Been replacing urinal smell good things since 1994) I thought it was an old man reliving the past but I was wrong!!. The crusty old man...Nephite # 3
I later found out...wandered out of the stall with a cup full of semen! I looked at him and asked, quite innocently mind you, what he intended to do with this cup of
semen...he called it Holy Celestial Planet Semen... He told me, after extending his hand and giving me a
handshake that involved several complex finger and wrist movements, that it was his "new seed" for the Knoxville Tenn area and he would
sprout Mormans galore in the next 10 years!! I then offered him a sip of my ambrosia/Colt .45, which he took. He blessed me and told me to spread the Gospel of what I had
seen. So I am following his word so I may progress to the third Heaven, which he told me about after changing into his short sleeve, white dress shirt and peddled away on
his bicycle like a ghost in the night.
Sighting TYPE: I'm certain I saw a Nehite
Religiosity (4) Very Devout
My religion is (6) Christian,
Sex Male
Age 19
Contact you -yes-
Occupation Yoga Professor / Star Gazer / Fortune Teller
Contribution $ 0
How I found this page Yahoo
How I rate this site 7
Remarks While residing in T.O., the safest city in the northern hemisphere, I spotted a nephite. And he was a HOTTIE. I know he was a nephite because, since he was such hot stuff, I asked him to take a picture with me. But when I got the pictures developed, there was just a grayish-image where he was standing. Imagine my disappointment. He would have made a good pin-up poster. If you have his number, hook me up.
Sighting TYPE:
Religiosity (3) Somewhat devout
My religion is (5) 'New Age',
Sex Male
Age 25
Contact you -yes-
Occupation Screen writer
Contribution $0
How I found this page please
How I rate this site 1
Remarks Fellow searchers,
I know enough to know that God is not going to allow this website to find these
men, so why even waste your time? It is impossible to know who they are from
their physical appearance. If the individual or individuals that run this site
are LDS, then you should have enough common sense to know this. If you are a
fool trying to get attention, know that the Lord will give you plenty of it in
the end.
Joe Knight
Date: Wed, 27 Aug 2003
Sighting TYPE: I'm certain I saw a Nephite
name = Silvano Sinisi
occupation =
emailaddr = silvanosinisi=at=hotmail.com
contact = -yes-
religion = (6) Christian
religiosity = (2) Agnostic
sex = Male
age = 24
remarks = I am pretty sure, I saw a Nephite in the Disco last Friday , the 22t
of August 2003 this happened in the City of Berlin in Germany (Zip-Code 12105)
His current pseudonym was blonde bombshell and I was indeed blended by his
mystical appearance
a real miracle
How I rate this site 4
Date: Wed, 13 Sep 2006
Sighting TYPE: I'm certain I saw a Nephite
Sex Male
Name Bruce Lyon
Contact you -no-
How I found this page OTHER
How I rate this site 5
I tried to submit this on the Nephite Sighting Report page, but I just get a
404 Not Found.
I met one of them in downtown LA. He said his
name was Al Paylay. He asked
me if I would like to take a short survey and then gave me an evaluation at
the their center. It was during this that he told me his story and how he
had become completely infested with thetans and had to go into intensive
auditing. But I think he's going to be fine now. He said it wouldn't be long
before he reached the OT level.
I was in the parking lot at the Whole Foods, and as I was putting my groceries in the trunk, I hear this loud noise. It was kind of a rickety rackety noise, and when I turned around, I saw a shopping cart barreling toward me! Out of nowhere, a man jumped out and saved me, and my car, from being hit by this cart out of control! Then he disappeared. I KNOW he was a Nephite!
How I rate this site 3
You can believe it or not, but I
did meet one of the three translated Nephites, one summer evening in 2002.
12 And it came to pass that when Jesus had spoken these words, he
touched every one of them with his finger save it were the three who
were to tarry, and then he departed.
13 And behold, the heavens were opened, and they were caught up into
heaven, and saw and heard unspeakable things.
14 And it was forbidden them that they should utter; neither was it
given unto them power that they could utter the things which they saw
and heard;
15 And whether they were in the body or out of the body, they could
not tell; for it did seem unto them like a transfiguration of them,
that they were changed from this body of flesh into an immortal state,
that they could behold the things of God.
16 But it came to pass that they did again minister upon the face of
the earth; nevertheless they did not minister of the things which they
had heard and seen, because of the commandment which was given them in
heaven.
17 And now, whether they were mortal or immortal, from the day of
their transfiguration, I know not;
...
25 Behold, I was about to write the names of those who were never to
taste of death, but the Lord forbade; therefore I write them not, for
they are hid from the world.
26 But behold, I have seen them, and they have ministered unto me.
27 And behold they will be among the Gentiles, and the Gentiles shall
know them not.
28 They will also be among the Jews, and the Jews shall know them
not.
29 And it shall come to pass, when the Lord seeth fit in his wisdom
that they shall minister unto all the scattered tribes of Israel, and
unto all nations, kindreds, tongues and people, and shall bring out of
them unto Jesus many souls, that their desire may be fulfilled, and
also because of the convincing power of God which is in them.
30 And they are as the angels of God, and if they shall pray unto the
Father in the name of Jesus they can show themselves unto whatsoever
man it seemeth them good.
(Book of Mormon 3 Nephi 28:12 - 17,25 - 30)
5 And by the power of the Holy Ghost ye may know the truth
of all things.
(Book of Mormon Moroni 10:5)
On three different days, over a course of several months, the first
time was when the Holy Ghost bore witness to me, that he is
an angel of the Lord, within a few minutes after parting from him,
having given him a ride as requested.
The second time was some weeks (or months) later, while street
preaching to a group of teenagers one night, that he was an angel
of the Lord.
2 Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have
entertained angels unawares.
(New Testament Hebrews 13:2)
I have kept a written record of how I came to understand that this
angel in disguise who had requested a car ride of me while holding
a cardboard packaging box (Compaq computer) was actually one of
the three translated Nephites of the Book of Mormon:
Revelation received on Sep. 14, 2006 between 12:45 am and 1:10 am,
concerning the angel of the Lord I met that evening.
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